Why Cocaine Bear isn’t the film we want, but the film we need, and how I don’t really believe that statement I just like its impact, and also how having long clunky titles like this is fun

I mean it made no secret of it, it tells you straight away. The film opens with a quote from Wikipedia, and the text on the screen that tells you the source of the quote is delayed, as if knowingly. That’s telling you, as if you didn’t already know having seen the trailer and heard … Continue reading Why Cocaine Bear isn’t the film we want, but the film we need, and how I don’t really believe that statement I just like its impact, and also how having long clunky titles like this is fun

On attributing Bristol City’s upturn in form to acoustics, and other semi-related thoughts about the sanitisation of modern football

I’m not a Bristol City fan, but they are part of my life. I’ve attended a few games this season, mostly because I get tickets for free from my workplace, which happens to be their homeground. Almost all the students are supporters, so I feel like I’ve developed a soft spot for them, even if … Continue reading On attributing Bristol City’s upturn in form to acoustics, and other semi-related thoughts about the sanitisation of modern football

The Gardener of Eden – Anniversary, almost.

Just because it's been a little bit over a year since this story was published. https://www.openpen.co.uk/open-pen-issue-twenty-eight/ https://www.litromagazine.com/usa/2021/08/the-gardener-of-eden/ The Gardener of Eden The gardener of Eden is a lonely man. If anyone were to watch him while he inspects every blade of grass and every petal of every flower, or while he murderously hunts for weeds, … Continue reading The Gardener of Eden – Anniversary, almost.